So, I have a problem. A guy problem. Emma brought home this cute boy named Lavar, and I was all, “No way, she’s marrying Jonah!” and then I looked a little closer.
He has purple eyes.
And then of course, he had to go and mention the aliens when Emma asked him to prom, and I was a goner. Apparently I’m attracted to purple-eyed, alien conspirators? Awesome. I proceeded to change Lavar’s last name from McNulty to Burton, à la LeVar Burton who played Geordi in Star Trek: The Next Generation, because IT TOTALLY FITS. And then maybe Lavar and Emma will have a son named Tim and he can be a film director and it’ll be fantastic.
(Now Jonah can marry Hanna! See, it’s good to have a backup. XD)